Why 88,888,888? Because it’s the perfect amount for a meme token:
It’s almost infinity but still short enough to keep your dreams of wealth alive.
8 looks like two shiny objects stacked on top of each other—double the FOMO.
Plus, repeating numbers just scream, “This token is too cool to fail.”
We could’ve gone with a sensible supply, but where’s the fun in that? Instead, we made it 88,888,888 to match your unending optimism that this one’s finally “the next big thing.” Spoiler: it isn’t.
And for the record, 8 is also a lucky number in some cultures… but not in crypto. Here, it’s just an enabler for your poor financial decisions.
Hold on to your 88,888,888 slices of shiny object heaven and remember: every token is another step toward realizing you’re chasing the wrong dream—again.
Let’s face it: you’re already in. You might as well enjoy the ride.
Community Participation: Meme Democracy
Every two weeks, the Meme Court convenes to vote on a new token.
Got an idea? Submit it. If it wins, $500 is yours faster than you can say, “Buy the dip!”
Why bother? Because when the community chooses, the tokens pump harder than your uncle at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
We’re giving you the power to vote on a new token every two weeks that makes the prestigious “Safe from SOSANA” list. Think of it as your opportunity to collectively decide which shiny object to chase next.
Because as our community grows, these winners can pump harder than your neighbor’s chihuahua humping your wife’s ankle.
SOSANA’s $500 Referral Prize
Nominate a token, and if it wins, you’ll get $500 worth of SOSANA tokens. The catch? You must also hold $500 worth of SOSANA to qualify. Don’t like it? Too bad—that’s the game.
You must verify ownership of at least $50 worth of SOSANA in your wallet. This ensures that voters are committed but allows broader participation. Winner Announcement – Every Other Monday at 7 PM EST
You must connect your wallet to verify ownership of at least $500 worth of SOSANA in your wallet. This ensures:
We don’t do participation trophies here. Instead, we reward the degens who actually contribute. Voted for the winning token? You’ll get a slice of the 1% Degen Voter Bonus—except now, we actually buy the winning token for you and airdrop it straight to your wallet. No more SOL handouts. If you picked the right project, you’ll own the right project—without lifting a finger. Vote, Win, and Get Airdropped—Earn Your Bags for Free.
Wondering how the bonus works? Dive into Step 5 below for all the juicy details.
No wallet verification? No rewards. No early access. No fun.
Think you’ve found the next big thing? Submit your pick before the nomination window closes. If your token wins the vote, you get a $500 SOSANA reward.
Nominate early, nominate wisely, and hope the Meme Court sides with you.
Every two weeks, the Meme Court (that’s you, fellow degens) gathers to cast votes. Your vote could lead you straight to the next pump—or at least some solid reflections.
Vote for glory, or vote for memes. Either way, you're in.
Every Other Monday at 7 PM EST
Didn’t participate? Enjoy watching early degens ape in before you. Maybe next time, you’ll learn.
Think you’ve found the next big thing? Submit your pick before the nomination window closes. If your token wins the vote, you get a $500 SOSANA reward.
Nominate early, nominate wisely, and hope the Meme Court sides with you.
Congrats, you're getting a slice of the 1% Degen Voter Bonus—funded from every SOSANA transaction and paid out in Solana (SOL). How It Works:
Oh, and since you voted, you get early access to ape into the winning token before the rest of the community finds out—because it really does pay to ape in early.
Every two weeks, the Meme Court (that’s you, fellow degens) gathers to cast votes. Your vote could lead you straight to the next pump—or at least some solid reflections.
Vote for glory, or vote for memes. Either way, you're in.
Let’s be real—you were going to ape in anyway. But before you do, DYOR (Do Your Own Research) because we’re just here to point at shiny objects, not financial stability.
If it moons, we’ll pretend we knew all along.
For once, you’re not chasing shiny objects solo. You’ve got an entire community of degens, all equally lost but finally focused (sort of). Strength in numbers means we degen together, laugh together, and collectively question our life choices. Instead of aping alone at 3 AM, now you have friends to ape with at 3 AM. We’re not saying this is a support group, but if it helps you cope, so be it.
Degening is better when you’re surrounded by fellow degenerates.
And Then What?
Repeat steps 1-7 with every other token for the rest of your life.
Verify. Vote. Win. Repeat. (Forever, because you have Shiny Object Syndrome.)
Because you can’t resist a fast, shiny blockchain where gas fees are lower than your self-esteem during a bear market. But let’s be real—we didn’t just choose Solana because of low fees. We chose it because we live and breathe SOL, spending most of our time (and way too much money) on meme tokens across the network. And like you, we’ve been SOSANA’d left and right—wrecked by oversupply, weak demand, and projects that tank before they take off. The harsh reality? Solana’s meme coin ecosystem, as much as we love it, has hurt the entire industry—not by intention, but by design. Too many tokens, not enough liquidity, and nowhere near enough sustainability. We’ve lost money, our friends have lost money, and the space is flooded with projects that don’t stand a chance. That’s why SOSANA exists. Not just as a meme, but as a way to help ourselves, help the community, and protect the survival of Solana itself. Because let’s face it—if we don’t fix the problem, we’re all just playing a losing game.
Because You’re Hopeless, and So Are We.
Only serious degens allowed—$50 in SOSANA keeps out the riffraff. Join the Forum (Because quality chaos needs quality people.)
We don’t have one. What did you expect? We’re SOSANA, not Ethereum 3.0.
Let the world know you have no idea what you’re doing with these essentials
Still Confused? So Are We.
No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are.
Maybe. Or maybe not. Flip a coin.
A bunch of over-caffeinated degens with Wi-Fi connections, big dreams, and questionable life choices. Our strategy meetings are 80% coffee-fueled rants and 20% debating if we should just mint another token.
Because you have Shiny Object Syndrome, and we called you out.
Chief Shiny Object Officer
Chief FOMO Officer
Senior Consultant of Token Regret
Chief Illegal Officer
Director of Never-Ending Hope
Still Confused? So Are We.
No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are.
Maybe. Or maybe not. Flip a coin.
A bunch of over-caffeinated degens with Wi-Fi connections, big dreams, and questionable life choices. Our strategy meetings are 80% coffee-fueled rants and 20% debating if we should just mint another token.
Because you have Shiny Object Syndrome, and we called you out.
Because we’re tired of seeing degens sell their rewards instantly. This way, you actually own what you voted for—and if you picked right, you get in before the real pump.
Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect wallet—because nothing says "I have my life together" like carefully selecting where to store your meme coins. For a seamless SOSANA experience (and to avoid screaming at your screen), we recommend:
Phantom: Sleek, reliable, and doesn't judge you for your questionable investment choices.
Solflare: Because sometimes, you need a wallet that sounds like a Pokémon move.
Backpack: Carries all your essentials, minus the back pain.
Avoid at all costs:
Trust Wallet & MetaMask: Great for other chains, but when it comes to Solana and our glorious SOSANA token, they're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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