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Why You’ll Do It

Because as our community grows, these winners can pump harder than your neighbor’s chihuahua humping your wife’s ankle.  

Bonus

SOSANA’s $500 Referral Prize 

Nominate a token, and if it wins, you’ll get $500 worth of SOSANA tokens. The catch? You must also hold $500 worth of SOSANA to qualify. Don’t like it? Too bad—that’s the game. 

Wallet Verification & Voting: How You Get In

Nominate. Vote. Win.

To Vote on a Token:

You must verify ownership of at least $50 worth of SOSANA in your wallet. This ensures that voters are committed but allows broader participation.

Winner Announcement – Every Monday at 7 PM EST

  • The first person who nominated the winning token wins the $500 SOSANA reward.
  • Only verified holders (those who nominated and/or voted) can see the winning token first at 7 PM EST.
  • One hour later (8 PM EST), the winning token will be revealed to everyone else in the SOSANA Community—because FOMO is real, and early access is the price of admission.
  • Didn’t participate? Enjoy watching the early degens do what degens do best—make impulsive decisions before you even get the chance. Maybe next time, you’ll learn (or at least get in on the joke sooner).

To Nominate a Token

You must connect your wallet to verify ownership of at least $500 worth of SOSANA in your wallet. This ensures:

  • Only real degens participate (no bots, no freeloaders).
  • The community stays invested in their choices.
  • You can’t rage-quit midway (well, you can, but you won’t).

The Degen Voter Bonus

We don’t do participation trophies here. Instead, we reward the degens who actually contribute.
Voted for the winning token? You’ll get a slice of the 1% Degen Voter Bonus, paid in Solana (SOL).
Didn’t vote? No bonus for you—better luck next time.

Wondering how the bonus works? Dive into Step 5 below for all the juicy details.

How It Works

Stake. Vote. Win. Repeat.

Forever, because you have Shiny Object Syndrome.

Connect In Order To Verify Your Wallet

  • To Nominate a token, verify that you hold at least $500 worth of SOSANA in your wallet.
  • To Vote, verify that you hold at least $50 worth of SOSANA in your wallet.
  • Verification grants you full access to nominations, voting, and early winner reveal.

No wallet verification?
No rewards. No early access. No fun.

Nominate a Token

Think you’ve found the next big thing? Submit your pick before the nomination window closes. If your token wins the vote, you get a $500 SOSANA reward.

Nominate early, nominate wisely,
and hope the Meme Court sides with you.

Vote for the Next Shiny Object

Every two weeks, the Meme Court (that’s you, fellow degens) gathers to cast votes. Your vote could lead you straight to the next pump—or at least some solid reflections.

Vote for glory, or vote for memes. Either way, you're in.

Winner Announcement

Every Monday at 7 PM EST

  • Early Access (7 PM EST): Only those who verified, nominated, or voted can see the winning token and get first dibs to ape in early. No freeloaders here—if you want early alpha, you’ve gotta verify like a true degen.
  • Public Reveal (8 PM EST): One hour later, the rest of the SOSANA community sees the winner—because FOMO is real.

Didn’t participate? Enjoy watching early degens ape in before you. Maybe next time, you’ll learn.

The Degen Voter Bonus
Voted for the winning token?

Congrats, you're getting a slice of the 1% Degen Voter Bonus—funded from every SOSANA transaction and paid out in Solana (SOL). How It Works:

  • 1% of every transaction flows into the Degen Voter Bonus.
  • It’s split equally among all wallets that voted for the winning token.
  • Voters must still hold at least $50 worth of SOSANA in their wallet at the end of the round to claim their share.

Oh, and since you voted, you get early access to ape into the winning token before the rest of the community finds out—because it really does pay to ape in early.

FOMO… But Responsibly

Let’s be real—you were going to ape in anyway. But before you do, DYOR (Do Your Own Research) because we’re just here to point at shiny objects, not financial stability.

  • The SOSANA Community Seal of Approval is worth exactly what you paid for it (nothing)
  • Past memes do not guarantee future gains.
  • If you FOMO in without research, you might get SOSANA’d.

If it moons, we’ll pretend we knew all along.

This Time, You’re Not Alone

For once, you’re not chasing shiny objects solo. You’ve got an entire community of degens, all equally lost but finally focused (sort of).
Strength in numbers means we degen together, laugh together, and collectively question our life choices.

Instead of aping alone at 3 AM, now you have friends to ape with at 3 AM.

We’re not saying this is a support group, but if it helps you cope, so be it.

Degening is better when you’re surrounded by fellow degenerates.

Connect In Order To Verify Your Wallet

  • To Nominate a token, verify that you hold at least $500 worth of SOSANA in your wallet.
  • To Vote, verify that you hold at least $50 worth of SOSANA in your wallet.
  • Verification grants you full access to nominations, voting, and early winner reveal.

No wallet verification?
No rewards. No early access. No fun.

Nominate a Token

Think you’ve found the next big thing? Submit your pick before the nomination window closes. If your token wins the vote, you get a $500 SOSANA reward.

Nominate early, nominate wisely,
and hope the Meme Court sides with you.

Vote for the Next Shiny Object

Every two weeks, the Meme Court (that’s you, fellow degens) gathers to cast votes. Your vote could lead you straight to the next pump—or at least some solid reflections.

Vote for glory, or vote for memes. Either way, you're in.

Winner Announcement

Every Monday at 7 PM EST

  • Early Access (7 PM EST): Only those who verified, nominated, or voted can see the winning token and get first dibs to ape in early. No freeloaders here—if you want early alpha, you’ve gotta verify like a true degen.
  • Public Reveal (8 PM EST): One hour later, the rest of the SOSANA community sees the winner—because FOMO is real.

Didn’t participate? Enjoy watching early degens ape in before you. Maybe next time, you’ll learn.

Nominate a Token

Think you’ve found the next big thing? Submit your pick before the nomination window closes. If your token wins the vote, you get a $500 SOSANA reward.

Nominate early, nominate wisely,
and hope the Meme Court sides with you.

The Degen Voter Bonus
Voted for the winning token?

Congrats, you're getting a slice of the 1% Degen Voter Bonus—funded from every SOSANA transaction and paid out in Solana (SOL). How It Works:

  • 1% of every transaction flows into the Degen Voter Bonus.
  • It’s split equally among all wallets that voted for the winning token.
  • Voters must still hold at least $50 worth of SOSANA in their wallet at the end of the round to claim their share.

Oh, and since you voted, you get early access to ape into the winning token before the rest of the community finds out—because it really does pay to ape in early.

Vote for the Next Shiny Object

Every two weeks, the Meme Court (that’s you, fellow degens) gathers to cast votes. Your vote could lead you straight to the next pump—or at least some solid reflections.

Vote for glory, or vote for memes. Either way, you're in.

FOMO… But Responsibly

Let’s be real—you were going to ape in anyway. But before you do, DYOR (Do Your Own Research) because we’re just here to point at shiny objects, not financial stability.

  • The SOSANA Community Seal of Approval is worth exactly what you paid for it (nothing)
  • Past memes do not guarantee future gains.
  • If you FOMO in without research, you might get SOSANA’d.

If it moons, we’ll pretend we knew all along.

This Time, You’re Not Alone

For once, you’re not chasing shiny objects solo. You’ve got an entire community of degens, all equally lost but finally focused (sort of).
Strength in numbers means we degen together, laugh together, and collectively question our life choices.

Instead of aping alone at 3 AM, now you have friends to ape with at 3 AM.

We’re not saying this is a support group, but if it helps you cope, so be it.

Degening is better when you’re surrounded by fellow degenerates.

And Then What?
Repeat steps 1-7 with every other token for the rest of your life.
Verify. Vote. Win. Repeat. (Forever, because you have Shiny Object Syndrome.)

Why Launch on Solana? 

Because you can’t resist a fast, shiny blockchain where gas fees are lower than your self-esteem during a bear market.

But let’s be real—we didn’t just choose Solana because of low fees. We chose it because we live and breathe SOL, spending most of our time (and way too much money) on meme tokens across the network. And like you, we’ve been SOSANA’d left and right—wrecked by oversupply, weak demand, and projects that tank before they take off.

The harsh reality? Solana’s meme coin ecosystem, as much as we love it, has hurt the entire industry—not by intention, but by design. Too many tokens, not enough liquidity, and nowhere near enough sustainability. We’ve lost money, our friends have lost money, and the space is flooded with projects that don’t stand a chance.

That’s why SOSANA exists. Not just as a meme, but as a way to help ourselves, help the community, and protect the survival of Solana itself. Because let’s face it—if we don’t fix the problem, we’re all just playing a losing game.

Join the SOSANA Community Hub!

Because You’re Hopeless, and So Are We. 

Engage in real-time chats with fellow Solana enthusiasts

Join exclusive SOSANA-Holder meetups, networking events, & giveaways

Take (or create) crypto educational courses

Surround yourself with people who actually get it

Engage in real-time chats with fellow Solana enthusiasts

Join exclusive SOSANA-Holder meetups, networking events, & giveaways

Take (or create) crypto educational courses

Surround yourself with people who actually get it

Only serious degens allowed—$50 in SOSANA keeps out the riffraff.
Join the Forum (Because quality chaos needs quality people.)

Join the Community Hub

Roadmap

We don’t have one. What did you expect? We’re SOSANA, not Ethereum 3.0. 

Q1

Launch SOSANA and hope people get the joke

Q2

Watch someone copy us and call it “SHINYA.

Q3

Maybe a merch store? T-shirts that say “My Portfolio is Shiny but Empty

Q4

Rug ourselves (jk… maybe)

Merch Store

Let the world know you have no idea what you’re doing with these essentials

Any Questions? Look Here

Still Confused? So Are We.

Is SOSANA a scam? 

No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are. 

No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are. 

No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are. 

No, we’re just incredibly honest about how unserious we are. 

The Team Behind SOSANA

Dave “Chasing the Dream” Track 

Chief Shiny Object Officer

Mark “Maxed Out My Credit Card for Memecoins” Ross

Chief FOMO Officer

Brian “Buys High & Sells Low” Lyles 

Senior Consultant of Token Regret

Andrew “LOL, Rugged Again” Belofsky 

Chief Illegal Officer

Reggie “Still Holding SafeMoon” Sullivan 

Director of Never-Ending Hope

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SOSANA: The only token that’s shiny enough to admit you’ll never accomplish anything. 

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